because stupid marshmallow swirls ruin everything.

So, this gets put on a sexual assault round-up. Jeezus. All that aside, I found you deeply amusing. Now we know why you were invited, unLuckyPeaches???

OMG...I’m laughing. I guess it might be a panty dropper somewhere but not in real life. Oh, I know, in Penthouse Forum.

Right? He was a friend of a friend, so already vetted, adorable, lovely accent of course, it was a WEDDING, and I had my own hotel room. It was going to happen pretty much from “can I get you a drink”.

This wasn’t “crazy” but it did give me a giggle. My California friend married a guy from the UK so he had a lot of English friends and family in town. I ended up going back to the room with one of the buddies and as we were in bed, nearly naked, obviously headed to bonetown he says, apropos of nothing “I went to…

I have “Do not fuck with me” but I think there are DIY instructions here. Love your idea! http://shop.subversivecrossstitch.com/pages/how-to

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and suggest that Ms. Love Cobain has made WAY more egregious mistakes. I am onboard with #worstbuy, though.

Back in the early 80’s my parents resorted to a bit of lo fi public shaming of me that I couldn’t talk about for decades because I was so humiliated. Thank god this was before the internet. A few years ago my sister brought it up in front of mixed company, laughing. For her it was a silly memory and for me it was one…

Am I the only one that was startled by the sweet sincerity of K Jenner’s tweet? Maybe I haven’t refreshed enough....

Anecdote: I got my first pair of specs at age two in ‘72. But seriously, my vision was BAD.

I did, too, and I'm sad to see I misread. Armadillo was so great!

Well, now I’m just worried about her out there all alone. She should really come stay at my house to be safe.

he's been mine since The Losers. Y'all better step off!

I co-sign every word you just said.

I watched Still Alice today and my heart broke when SPOILER ALERT, STOP READING IF YOU DONT WANT A GIVEAWAY she dropped her pills and promptly forgot they were there. My heart just broke.

my first actual LOL of the day. Gracias.

When I saw the title I thought "I won't even play because someone will say 'balut' ". And I've eaten some nasty shit in my world travels.

Somewhere in the '82-'83 timeframe I cropped my own hair at the center part so I could be super metal. It was like a reverse Mohawk. The center strip stood straight up about an inch and a half long and the rest of my hair was some weird 80's layered thing to just past chin length. My mother would not allow photos to…

I have no idea what the etiquette is but I tip 10% at the takeout table. Someone still had to pack it and interact with me, I figure that's worth something.

I have no idea what the etiquette is but I tip 10% at the takeout table. Someone still had to pack it and interact with me, I figure that's worth something.