Can't. Stop. Laughing. I live in California but will give this news source all the clicks from now on in support.

I had 450,000 FF miles with United (same as you, my location and my frequent destinations chose UA, not love for the brand) and I finally broke up with them, anyway. It was the labor relations story of 6-9 months ago that finally did it for me. The Boyfriend and I were looking at using fabulous first class tickets to…

Derail alert: I said the same thing about reevaluating priorities and choices about the NdGT Christmas tweet freak out. The Isaac Newton tweet was an adorable, clever gotcha. If that ruined your Christmas, you might need to experience some real heartache. Or get a hobby. Or a job. To bring it back around to this post,…

I'm with you. _I_ don't look the same as I did when I saw her at the 1996 Warped Tour. How dare she??!!

The grey one is actually very sweet but the other two? Definitely mean girls.

Here is my pile of 6 month old kittens. Mama had them under my house and somehow, they all live inside now :-/

Sad for you, happy for us. See you tomorrow!

I (white girl) had a conversation with a white girl friend of mine last night and she said "why don't people just show ID when they are asked. It's just so much easier. I know they don't have to but why can't people just do that". And I said "oh, I don't know <insert friend's name here>, I guess sitting quietly in the…

I don't know what the problem is. It's my understanding that Jesus eventually turned zombie, anyway so this is a pretty spot on hommage.

Along with the other great recommendations, Jay Wiseman, SM 101. Also, Society of Janus, http://soj.org/. Good luck and most of all HAVE FUN! With a good partner, the experiences are life changing. Doing your research will help you know how to recognize and deal with a not so great partner.

For years my work outgoing VM message has said "I'm really not a phone person, please text or email me if you want a quick response. Feel free to leave a VM but know I might not get back to you right away". As with you, paraphrased. I've had a lot of callers tell me they liked it. I've had one manager hate it.

The icing on the cake was that it was on Colbert's show. What a masterpiece that was. Thank you for sharing it with me.

I HAD NO IDEA THIS EXISTED! To the rest of the internet I go. Thank you!

I JUST marathoned seasons 1-4 last week. This is delicious in both timing and execution. Many LOLs were had by me.

It consists of about 9 months of hearings and legal proceedings :-/

I would like you add, you are no-slouch yourself, Adultosaur. I have often read a great comment and was not surprised to notice your name attached to it.

I nearly died trying to get through the pot-bellied pig story. When I see there is a new BCO, I shove all work aside and focus. Priorities!!

It has become my favorite place in the Gawker family. Even when I disagree, I do so joyfully.

Often, there are a few items I couldn't disagree with you more about (c'mon, tomatoes straight off the vine! C'MON!) but this list is 100% spot on. And I am definitely going to give pancake batter shooters a go at my next holiday fete.

The very best thing about GWTW is the Carol Burnett parody where she is wearing the curtain rod with the curtains. Everything else can suck a bag of dicks.