Just did some searching in the comments on the most recent lanesplitter post and found a Twitter link. Sean is fired, fucking gawker.

The guy about to commit suicide in the background really adds to the mise-en-scène.

“Heeeyyy baby, do those legs go all the way up?” “No.”

I want this to be successful, if only to keep Will out of the Tested podcasts.

Even male sports DUIs are more fun to watch.

That’s not a Chevy Colorado. It’s a Ram.

Patience pays off, I guess. How did Boban Marjanovic get where he is today?

If it wasn’t already obvious it’s 100% fake, the photo editor missed a huge detail by not changing the rear-end shadow to reflect a shorter vehicle. Good effort, though.

Immediately after the interview, UFC announced it had signed the babies.

Rousey went on to say that she wants her next fight to be a rematch with Holm.

This is not a new idea. I was trying to convince my medical insurance company that the frontal prosthetic silicon bags my wife got were for her safety but they insist its plastic surgery and therefore not covered...

Pierre-Paul had one sack and 26 tackles in eight games played, but insists he’ll improve upon that.

I was hardly a fan, but this Supreme Court decision is one of the most important things to ever happen involving video game culture and he wrote the majority opinion. It’s a minor part of his legacy, but given that this is a gaming-centric site, it seemed worth noting.

Wow that is a REALLY obvious travel.

Actually, all the issues were pre-snow plow. Since then, it has run perfectly! I think this means the snow plow use FIXED it!

Certain Fallon d’Floor finalist.

“You ... ’kay?!!!!!”

No, Carousel Bar is for the Vieux Carré, their house specialty drink. As mentioned here already, the Hotel Roosevelt is the home of the Sazerac. But for a real Deep South feel, sipping your Sazerac on the porch of the Columns Hotel is a great way to kill an afternoon.

Dude, you are such an Emily...

Me.