Everyone thought it was great until they remembered the number of times they’ve played beer pong at his house.

Fuck cancer

Equipment Manager: You want me to cut your jersey so you can breathe a little better in there?

Red Bull’s (relevant af) response.

Suuure, the Greek guy just "accidentally" missed the right hole.

and also, that fucking sucks.

From a 6 all I need is faster ui which is still crippled compared to 8. When I see 5 and 5s users who didn’t upgrade the ui and their phone is faster than the 6.

Can you be more specific? I’ve not seen any particular “touchscreen bug” in iOS 9, or at least no common repeatable one, and I’ve been doing betas and bugs reports and feedback since iOS 4.

Winona steals another one

Chris Kluwe is running around his house like he won the Super Bowl.

If only the shop hadn’t crashed the minute the pre-orders went live...

Call me lazy, but I’d just FPV that shit.

PLACED A BOTTLE OPENER ON PENIS THINKING IT WOULD FEEL GOOD BEEN THERE FOR A WEEK AND NOW IT IS NECROTIC

And that’s why it’s better to just declare all those bang-bang plays catches. It gets rid of that amorphous, judgment call middle area where it may or may not be a catch.

You’re not being a jerk, you’re being pedantic.

Are you saying the pitch is a little Messi?

Leave it to someone from Utah to not be forthright about being married to more than one bad decision.

Who in their right mind decided field hockey was a better sport than this?

It’s there...no replay...Check 1:25 of the video