Damn. He needs to go to an ophthalmologist (not optometrist) as soon as possible. Could need actual surgery or some very intensive eye drops (like every 1-2 hour type intensive).

As someone that receives death threats that are largely ignored in person I understand it is a shitty situation. I’m an ER doc and once every few shifts I’m told by a patient “I’ll be back for you” or “I’ll remember what you look like” or on a few occasions “I just feel like I could kill you” when I tell them that,…

And leaking sex tapes isn’t journalism #gawkerhulk

Couple things come to mind. First is learning to use the simple tools that can fit into a portable toolbox. Screwdriver, hammer, drill. But not just the basics, also using those for drywall anchors, removing old screws, etc. You can move up to more advanced tools from there, but there is rarely the need early on…

I read the title and assumed this was a Jezebel story. Stories ended up being more crazy/entertaining than pants-shittingly terrifying like I expected. Thanks Jalopnik!

Agree with you on the beer pong answer. Besides the daily beer pong players (aka not athletes) in college, one of the best players that hung out at our house was one of the women’s basketball guards. Always good for 4-5 cups a game.

Kentucky fan here and just sayin’...UK played Duke this year and didn’t see any stomping.

Great shot but after the buzzer (double zeros with the ball still pulled back):

At least there was something exciting happening in this game

Has this game been “fixed” on the PC yet, or is it still suffering from previous issues?

That stuff is terrible. I’ve intubated multiple people for reactions after smoking it, and it seems to run the gamut from nearly comatose to such an excited delirium that the person is dangerous to themselves. I wonder if the arrest was due to what he was doing while high rather than the fact that he used it.

If I try the call command on my 2015 elantra, it gives me 5, very slowly spoken, options to choose from, even if only one of them sounds anything like what I said. Instead I will just hit the home button on my iphone and use Siri instead. Pretty much guaranteed correct results on the first try.

Favorite moment is at 3:08 when the co-pilot brings the notebook up to his face with the car on its’ back like he’s either taking notes not to do that again or looking for the next corner.

Can we put this video on repeat in every emergency room waiting room so that people can put their pain into context?

What’s amazing/sad is that the BMX highlights from GTA V are much better than from the new Tony Hawk.

Also, is no one going to talk about the shitty call on the last play for a running clock on an untouched receiver that rolled out of bounds with at least 2 seconds left?

And now it ended on an absurd call where the receiver rolled out of bonds going forward without a touch but somehow is still called down in bounds. WFT. Paid off.

As an owner of the DK2, I’m really trying to make myself hold out for the CV2. Got to imagine that a year of experience plus the development of peripherals will lead to better experiences like this that will be even more realistic.

I don’t know what’s better....leaving packages in places where they can get stolen or not bothering to actually knock or ring the bell before marking deliveries as “attempted” without really trying.

So do you have damage turned off or is the modeling of it just that bad? Honestly I hope the next couple of generations of car games focus on getting that right rather than even more realistic/high-res cars. If an F1 car rams into the back of another like in the first video, it should be destroyed and almost not able…