You can keep your special brand of RI racism in-state. Send us people who want to live in Maine though.

I’ll be voting for Gideon in the primary, and very enthusiastically in the general election.

Is it possible that Shane didn't know that? Seems obvious at a glance.

I would disagree. I live in Maine and bought my first snowblower this year. I’ve done my fair share of shoveling (and it’s not like you’ll never shovel again with a device like this). These things clear driveways way more efficiently than you can shovel, although a big wide push shovel isn’t a bad option.

I would disagree. I live in Maine and bought my first snowblower this year. I’ve done my fair share of shoveling…

Also, conscription of recent immigriin the north was pretty complicated. Riots!

This is the sort of analysis that's missing now that Deadspin was killed by that fucking herb.

Is that because Biden supporters don’t know how to use computers?

As stillnotafanofkinja points out, Monroe ends in a vowel and vowel sound. I wish I'd thought of that myself, but the Fordham prof is a lot more wrong than I'd previously realized.

Monroe truly is the best counterexample; good thinking!

Pierce ends in a vowel, just saying. And he was an abolitionist, so that Fordham prof should seriously know her stuff better.

Because probation doesn't mean full establishment of one's freedom? But you surely know that.

Do you recall the Gawker troll with Archer > Picard as his username? Silly fool.

I'm a college professor, and none of this story makes sense to me. Also, that grey commenter is a moron as you rightly point out.

Add to that Old-Time (southern fiddle music) and bluegrass!

At a conference once, I heard a city planner from Chandler refer to it as the "city of wide streets and narrow minds."

That's one unlikely Nazi.

Sincere thanks for Kids in the Hall.

Chuck Tingle is a goddamn treasure. That cover and this title made me literally lol:

BensonDubious

The Rent is Too Damn High, though.