That's so much worse!

People become sheriff's deputies when they can't make it through the police academy.

Why does that gif show it flipping pancakes onto the already-cooked side? That seems silly.

What are "centrist liberals"?

I know what I want for Christmas: Betsy DeVos in prison. Please please let this happen.

So does Django Reinhardt.

I wouldn't rule it out.

I’ve been AIDS tested twice for visas. And yes, Russia was one of those countries.

The penis is a waste disposal system, so I don't see what that Hotep is going on about.

#JoeBidenProblems

She belongs on a Faces of Meth billboard

It’s not the fault of gang members that a murderous cop doesn't get enough time.

Fuck Betty Shelby forever. Thanks for that callback.

I am literally a tree ring scientist*, and I endorse your analogy.

You will never get a good deal on a Tacoma.

Come to Maine. I’m unconvinced the Bush Recession is over.

Yeah, I took out a fucking loan for an $18,000 used car. Interest rate was low, but we just didn't have the savings to buy it outright.

Where I live, the excise taxes on an expensive new vehicle would fuck. you. up. I sincerely don’t see how people can afford to register a $70,000 truck.

I'm uninterested in googling this. How many other components are there in gasoline above 1% concentration?

Can confirm. We even had "southern studies" at my HS. This was not mentioned in the curriculum.