2016 is on the line with an update!

Does this mean Florida is about to deport thousands of Cubans?

I’ve been with my wife for 19 years, and learned TODAY that she’s never mowed a lawn in her entire life.

Driving everywhere, and buildings are designed to make elevators and escalators easier to find and use than stairs. Portions are bigger. We're full of endocrine-disrupting plastic.

At this point in my life (we’re the same age), I view fitness more as what I can do rather than what I look like.

Hmmm, I think you may have pwned the libs for good this time.

It's all cloud storage these days.

We can hope she reads these comments. 

Oh god that is the absolute perfect selection. Now this will be in my head all night. Savage choice, Turbo.

That's a point we should never forget.

I’ve heard that same story. Crazy to think he got hung out to dry for making the right call, which didn’t put his fellow cops in any danger.

My Lai was before I existed, sure. All the Blackwater atrocities also warrant a mention.

All it has to do is tweet from TrumPutin's account and we're done for.

I could see keeping it on my phone and disabling on the computer, simply bc typing on a screen (as I'm doing here) is annoying and slow.

I'm on thousands of Days of Kristin inertia at this point.

The Duncan Hunter explanation....

I never find myself wondering about the sexual orientation of the people around me. Which I assume is a sort of straight privilege, frankly.

Rendering aid is absolutely not expected or required of cops. Their first call is often to the union.

53% at least....

If she can pick up bass guitar, she'll probably be governor or something.