One of his thoughts almost certainly being "get this fucking gun off my lap so these cops don't shoot me."

I've only ever heard that actual veterans have better training and trigger control. You're not wrong about these correlations and similarities, but I don't recall ever hearing about an actual combat vet cop going as overboard as these numbnuts.

Maine likewise has a rookie Democrat, and he's quietly doing things. He could step up his opposition some, to be sure.

In Arizona at least, the penalties for hit and run (or leaving the scene) are lower than DUI, so all the drunk assholes who know sone game theory had worked out that they’re better off taking their chances of escaping and having time to sober up

I'm a nordic skier (not competitive; it’s the best way to enjoy winters in Maine), and routinely wear tights around before and after skiing while running errands, etc.

This is why I read the comments.

It’s also an uncomfortable and inapt analogy, as anyone who has ever seen raw crab meat would know.

It was also obviously satire.

I'd believe it. Could it be as weird as Jussie Smollett's case, though? That's my new benchmark.

“Class” is a word that I think sportsball people really don’t understand.

I know what you’re getting at, but let’s not forget the contemporary prison industries...

Good call. Since so many people drive Camrys or any other sedan for that matter. (I actually do drive a 2006 Civic 4 door manual transmission).

I left Arizona last year, and my neighbor across the street was named Richard Cardenas. Nice guy. Probably not you, given your knowledge of TX politics.

Melania got citizenship for her family. That's what she was after.

How many of the presidential candidates could run for Senate in Iowa? I guess the field is too deep for me to know offhand anymore.

You nailed Mnuchin's weird carp mouth.

That's the point of Botox injections.

Hell, I even voted today!

I don’t think you need the /s tag.

It's a good analogy.