Could this be kidnapping?

Just mentally replace goat with goatse every time 45* and goats are written about in proximity.

Im moving back to Maine after a stint out west, and can attest that all non-Allen's coffee Brandy is raw garbage in comparison.

I assume people who drive stick are simply more aware or less forgetful. Because no way am I taking off a shoe on my clutch foot.

True: small dick and short fingers. 

Those chumps get grifted at church, from right-wing radio and TV, by military recruiters, and by the likes of Kobach. Hapless chumps all day long.

can concur.

Same name in the South.

Don’t forget, they misgendered her also.

It’s possible to both support sex workers, and to point out that Melania Trump committed visa fraud when she (allegedly) worked as an escort.

Latin@ Jews are a thing, so I guess what I’m saying is this is getting out of control.

You heard the accent. She’s not from Brooklyn.

Love your avatar. I’ve published on Smokey, and it’s a crazy interesting topic.

How about if he had some mixed-race ancestors.

You're onto something here: the Nauhuatl word from which we get avocado means testicle.

“Pounded in the Butt by My Swearing In Ceremony,” by Chuck Tingle.

Have your "centrist" views moved steadily rightward along with US political discourse?

When you were doing tours, did you know that the recently-renamed Saunders Hall was literally named for a KKK Grand Wizard? No joke, the General Assembly transcript that discusses why to honor Saunders glowingly refers to his leadership in that terrorist organization.

I’m pretty sure my CPO wasn’t originally listed as such because they had only 1 key. We got both upon sale....

“My son is looking at a 2015 VW TDI Sportwagen manual trans, low miles. He was told by Chevy dealer, that if he wants it to be CPO with a two year warranty the price would increase $500 – 600. I just don’t know if that’s true or just a dealer ploy to get a little more out of the sale.”