Like every good conspiracy theory, that has the ring of possibility to it.

His commitment to lycopene is incredibly amusing. Does he actually work with tomatoes, or is this some sort of weird mental mnemonic?

That doesn’t look very civil! Why can't we just empathize with the German’s economic anxiety?

They have to rebel against you somehow...

If you've never been to Brunswick county, in a word, yes.

He's a 🍅

He's just plowing the ole tomato patch.

Hot take incoming: ever since the reorganization into Dept of Homeland Security, the US Coast Guard hasn’t cared at all about the safety of US boaters and mariners. They’re not maintaining navigational aids, they even have shifted to patrolling international waters far from the US. They don't care about civilians…

If you’re saying that white people originated some ethics and morals, you’d be correct. If you’re saying that white people originated all moral and ethical systems, you’d be deeply wrong.

Go fuck yourself. Morals and laws aren’t “white people things.”

Most people have no idea the heart is at the center of one’s chest.

I’ll take your word for it. A lot of western cities have terrible traffic and sprawl to the horizon.

White, and can’t type on a phone apparently.

Check again: o and i are transposed.

You can watch the bats leave the Congress Ave bridge. That's pretty special. And James McMurtry plays live in Austin a lot.

White civil rights took a huge blow when sunscreen was banned for good. That was practically genocide.

45* should have to pay for the upkeep and replacements.

Dong Communism. Dongmmunism.

The only thing worse than a pedophile is a Nazi pedophile.

You think Catholic priests fuck kids because they can't fuck women? That makes no sense. Far easier to carry on an affair with a consenting adult than to abuse kids