I’m laughing here at my desk. Well done with those descriptions!

“I never thought [routine and minor violation of traffic law] would happen to meeeeee!!!”

This is winnable. God I hope she takes it home.

Latin@ is better, IMO

Holy shit they suuuuuuck. That’s as bad as Christian rap.

That’s how I read the mayor’s comments.

Kingman mayor Monica Gates said she “didn’t recognize a soul in that video.”

You think Kingman isn’t racist? Ask a Hualapai tribal member sometime.

Every state should do this with their mineral and fossil fuel royalties. I’m in Arizona: the copper mines should be paying all of us for the land they destroy and the water they waste.

In the co-ed Ultimate league I used to play in, it was either 4-3 or 3-4 men:women, with the receiving team calling the breakdown. It mostly worked, but women still got looked off and ignored too much. Now they do 3-4 or 2-5 men:women. And I hear the conflicts are reduced and the women players are showing up more and…

“the centipede is hot”

I absolutely hate this shit. Sound barriers should be reserved for highways that cut through existing neighborhoods, not new development. Although, I guess they don’t really work anyway.

If I had to pick any professional athlete to hit me in the face, I’d absolutely choose a cyclist.

I’m a “responsible gun owner” like we all hear about. My point is more rhetorical, and is aimed at making it clear that we limit guns in all sorts of ways, mostly ineffectual. We need more and stronger gun restrictions.

I like that theory! True or not, it gets to the heart of office drugery.

that really takes me back.

Thank you for your service.

“That’s what I’m waiting for, the compelling argument that a durag is actually cultural, it’s not just functional,” said Barnes.

*epithets, but your formulation made me think that his racist quotes should go on this Klansman’s gravestone.

White people aren’t just weak-skinned, they must have terrible eyesight and vestigial observational skills.