Is this supposed to be a car review? I don’t understand.  

Easy to say until you see one in person. They’re massive. 

yes, but the people doing it before didn’t have a $350M budget and 1000 jobs and an expected $1B in profits riding on him not dying.

The Plaid only finished third because of, um, bots. Yeah, that’s it, bots!
Bots, and people making fun of him online.
He’s gonna buy Hagerty next so he can get rid of the bots.

What complete nonsense are we going to find to complain about on this one, hmm?

No, not cool. Gladiators are never cool. Unless they mounted an M134 minigun in the bed.

Having Magna in your corner cannot be underestimated. There is a good reason why there are there, they really want to get into contract car building. Think of them as a supplier that can also design & build your car.

Not to go all Sartre, but that is my idea of hell: 8000+ people in a densely-populated apartment building with no reasonable means of escape most of the time.

that bow artwork reminds of those old communist era giant propaganda wall murals.

You are so close Genesis, so close

Lovely, except that the front triangle makes it look like it’s wearing a napkin as a bib.

same. I hate it. I hate that I actually like it... lets just hope the real version lets us down so we can continue to give the prius the irrational hate that it doesnt deserve.

My only gripe is how they don’t seem to be pushing for the best economy anymore. 

actually looks really nice

It really does look great. However, why not offer a fully EV version? With those aerodynamics it should get excellent range.

I gotta say, I don’t know whether it’s because I’m getting older or if it’s because I don’t follow comics nearly as much as I used to, but all of this just seems…exhausting.

What are we doing?

Since Unacceptably Dry Scones already has the most correct answer, other options are Heated Steering Wheel, which is a much bigger upgrade than heated seats. Yep, I said what I said.

I’m finding that the older I get, the more cold averse I become. I also get cheaper (ahem...”frugal”) every year, and inflation surely isn’t helping matters.

I like cars and couldn’t care less about the sound (except when it’s some douche who deliberately made their car/bike louder). What matters is if it’s fun to drive. So not literally everyone.