This site is barely “media”, which implies some (even miniscule) levels of impartiality.  I reframe Jalopnik as a hot takes opinion site, it goes down much easier that way.  

They did, for a year....

Goodyear makes it easy to inspect RV tires.

Because unlike guns, the little toys inside might kill children.

“Early adopters have more money than the mass market.  Waaaah!”

yeah well, at least these Jet updates won’t kill anybody

But did he attempt the Wade Boggs record? I would have.

Nice way to turn a piece about an all-time great player into a demonstration of East Coast Myopia.

“A program like the TVA to fix the roads would be appreciated.”

Am I the only one that feels semi-skill labor jobs shouldn’t pay too much? Why do people feel they are entitled to a 1/4 acre single family home with a high school diploma?

Everything involved is huge and either slow or stationary.

Jokes on them.   The US didn’t lose a single F-35 during the Vietnam war. 

Because you’re not satisfied with the percentage of co-workers who question your sexuality?

What part of “is already sold out” are you failing to hear?

Tore it up? For all of 3.5 yards a carry? While Sony Michael was averaging 5.2?

Yup, In Utah if you don’t yield to faster moving traffic REGARDLESS of speed limit its a primary offense.  They were doing a big pullover sting last year to help people understand the law.  

Counterpoint:

Or stop having children

Bad take: isn’t this your fault, too? You wanted a Supra, badly. You wanted the ultimate Toyota tuner-sports car, the follow-up to the revered JZA80. You wanted something that can equal it, maybe even surpass it. You wanted the 2JZ engine. You bugged them for god knows how long. You saw all the SUpra builds. You got…

Or just don’t get a convertible Mustang ever, for any reason, period.