I don’t care about the Texans, what’s your point?

Not a fan.

What does somehow knowing what a total stranger is going to write on his website have to do with knowing what Christmas is?

Yes, everyone who disagrees with you is “stupid”. Must be nice to go through life believing that.

I don’t have to predict the future to know something is happening on a specific date. What’s your point?

Wow you guys really know how to have fun!

You seriously expect me to believe that you can do magic? That’s your argument?

Yep. Just another day on Deadspin!

That’s my point.

Christmas happens every year on the same day, what are you talking about?

Agreed. Never seen so many people make complete asses of themselves in front of their internet hero before.

Sorry for caring.

I don’t see any proof of anything you guys are so sure is “going to happen” but OK, cool.

And I guess you know the winning lotto numbers too?

Can’t read that language but nice try.

My post got two “Deadspin stars” and yours got how many? Don’t let the door hit you on the ass.

Based on... what? Did you hack his computer?

Weird that everyone seems to have a crystal ball that tells them what he’s going to write about instead of actually facing reality.

I see one article, for one team, but keep grasping at straws if you want.

Really? You can predict the next 31 articles he’s going to write? You guys are best friends or something?