Whoops, forgot it was 2015!

And this is... what year?

Yeah you know what would be entertaining and actually require some effort? Writing about a team that’s actually good. I’ll be holding my breath for sure.

Link?

According to who?

Link?

What “ride”?

“The Titans suck, Mike Mularkey sucked, they won three games” haha great stuff. And the article about a team that’s actually good is... where? Oh, sorry, you’d have to actually think to write that one.

I read his book about your kid taking a shit on you. That’s how I found the site. Any other brilliant questions?

Sorry, what year is this again?

Believe me, I won’t be back. Treat all the teams fairly or don’t bother.

22 “Deadspin stars” for that post and I’m the idiot? Interesting.

...Your point is that he wrote something a year ago? And now this is the year to rip on the worst team in the NFL? Very “brave”!

Who?

So some nobody can write a huge article bashing a team for no reason and no one can say anything about it. Makes a lot of sense (blatant sarcasm)

Oh, and the team you like is so great that you can tear another team down? We’ll probably see you rip on the Vikings like this about the same time we see them in the Super Bowl (never). Pathetic.

This cause looks like a “slam dunk”!

He was right to do it. People should be able to see him smoking weed.

no, I just saw that on the news.

Oh no, I’m aware that none of you have any standards for actual journalism. Just surprised you’re apparently so proud of it.