abby fisher is a mega ultra garbage person but fat and ugly she’s not. she’s soft and has a fairly plain face but damn kid calm tf down.

As one of those dropouts who has done tens of thousands of oil changes as a fast lube tech without messing up a single car, go fuck yourself with a sideways tie rod.

My dream Elphaba is Kelly Clarkson.

I bake “not a rapist” cookies every week and hand them out at the frat houses!! I think it’s a real deterrent! Boy does it suck to be the guy who doesn’t get his cookie that day. He will almost definitely try harder to earn one the following week. And I reward improvement too. Like I have a stash of “almost not a…

I think “a net positive" is a good description of Joe Biden.

Jia, you can spend $2000 one time and get a blond wig so good most people won’t notice. #wearingawigfor17years

*~~*~*~~*~*this is nonsenseeeeeeeeeee~*~~*~*~*~*~**~~~~~*~

What if you don’t have to pick a side?

Officially petitioning for a recurring series featuring the thoughts and opinions of Samer’s dad.

It’s good to see Canada standing with us in this difficult time.

“Your teen needs to know they are safe and loved, regardless of their lifestyle choices or beliefs,”

I found this online yesterday and it also completely delighted me.

When men write about their lives and romances it’s artistic and profound. When women write about their lives and romances it’s petty, narcissistic and shallow.

I am so tired of this idea that being a misunderstood tortured male artist is somehow a more valid form of the expression, and the only role there is for women is the one that either destroys him or saves him.

That last note from Audra just killed me right Dead.

So mysterious. Read the original interview — he brings up Knightley immediately, totally unprompted:

In all likelihood, these assistant literary agents and production assistants should have been getting overtime all along even if they’re paid over the $23,660 salary. The salary amount is only one part of the test as to whether or not a job is exempt from paying overtime. In addition to the salary tests (level and…

I saw Sing Street last week and have been going on about how much I enjoyed it and it’s music. And I will always talk about how great Once is. This makes me sad because I adore Keira Knightley and Carney just sounds bitter.

1. He cast her, right?