“I stand corrected” - said the man in orthopedic shoes.

*receives pink slips*

wow, the first good opinion on this website

I hate that I now know that this guy exists. And I super-hate that I live in a world where “Social Media Influencer” is now a career choice.

This dude has a super punchable face and dumb hair and his Youtube videos make Pewdiepie’s shrieking seem like the Classics of Western Philosophy.

The Jackass crew also seemed to possess self-awareness about how stupid and obnoxious they were (hence the name of the show). Johnny Knoxville in particular always had that “I’m a freaking moron for doing this” attitude. They were aware that they were freaks participating in a freak show, and had fun with it.

You can’t compare literal royalty to the random asshats we propel to the popularity throne, my dude.

Why can’t all teens be bitter, emotionally crippled, Tom Waits-loving alcoholics like I was at 17?

Wow, I didn’t realize we had also answered the question of “who could make Beiber look great in comparison?”

There is a very strong part of me that wants to become this guys friend. Get in the “inner inner” circle of his army. Become a general. A very respected and important member.

How is telling someone to get off your car a pointless exercise of authority? His delivery, however, was impotent.

What year are you posting from?

FFWD to 2045: “I really think today, in our time of crisis, is the day where Josh Paul transitioned from Candidate Paul to President Paul.”

Marchman, cut it with the flirting and just get Benetti on the Deadcast.

Being affiliated with something exciting that attracts young people is pretty much anathema to MLB, so it makes sense.

Not sure how you can argue MLB and Overwatch are similar enough to cause confusion. I mean Overwatch players are in far better physical condition.

A friend of mine asked “have you read 17776 yet? You’d really like it, it’s about the far future of football.” As he pulled it up on his phone, I said “no, but it sounds as though if you like that, you’d get a kick out of The Tim Tebow CFL Chronicles” and pulled that up on my phone.

Meanwhile his brother Khris got drunk and sunburned to shit out on the lake today.

i’m broke too...i should head over there so we can all comiskerate.

I am rooting for McGregor—-because I’ve always just hated Mayweather—-but now I feel incrementally less horrible about it. Thanks, Diana!