In the words of one of the great philosophers of our time, “violence is never the answer, but sometimes it is.” (Matt Barnes, 2016)

That is not the mugshot of a man that has his shit together.

I can’t say I’ve ever been a fan of Skolnick’s work but ...What an asshole! Side note, my dad at 72 kicked the shit out of my then 6'4"/230lb brother-in-law for hitting my sister. He took a punch first then followed with a two punch KO. I know that this little story doesn’t help much but your article brought back a…

It’s cool to see an older player still developing his game this late in his career. The Kings knew they were signing a great rebounder and post scorer, but now they’re getting a distributor too.

“Hey, my name is Jay and I’m only here because I have to be to get paid. So let’s get this fuckin over with.”

Stole this from someone who posted it in the previous Cutler story.

Fair enough, and I usually just joke around on here, but I’m interested to see if a “fuck it whatever” season is the best season this “fuck it whatever” QB has ever had. There’s potential there.

As a Bears fan, this brings me much joy.

“Who the fuck cares?”

Jay Cutler was the stepdad who put a roof over your head but forgot your birthday and pulled out a $5 bill when her remembered 2 weeks later. He also got drunk at family picnics and when your mom got mad, he would huck a football 60 yards and ask her if that limp dick she was with before could do that.

I’d love to see that grinning huckster hooked up to a lie detector; the false buzzes cause him to downgrade his expectations until he admits that he’s scouting Cade McNown’s 6th grade son.  

You know, if I had told the average Bears fan a year ago that Jay Cutler would finally be purged from this roster, they’d have probably been delighted.

Schumer over there, leaned back, grinning ear-to-ear and Mitch can’t even bring himself to look in his direction as he passes by.

You’d keep your asshole clenched too if you were indiscriminately fucking that many people.

So you think he just wants to be the biggest star on this flat earth?

Serious question: if someone doesn’t have an ID, how else, beyond confirming his birthdate and social security number and looking at a DMV picture, should a police officer be able to confirm an individual is who he says he is? I’m not really sure how they normally do this, but I can’t think of really any other steps…

Half of Chicago is now memorizing Mike Glennon’s full name and DOB, *fingers crossed* just in case.

Boogotti Kasino strikes again!