When I die, I hope my lawyers release a statement praising me for ratting on my criminal buddies.

Yeah, I gotta be honest, I saw JYS’s tweets and felt kinda bad for him, because I thought the article was about to publish under his byline in the Times. Only by reading this very blog did I realize he wasn’t officially involved.

Wow...I had just assumed that guy was the NYT reporter and he was mildly annoyed that Trump Junior preempted his story by a few minutes. Never even checked whether that was just some random non-NYT journalist who never had the emails in the first place.

In soccer’s defense, still 5 seconds longer than Rick Pitino.

Random Italian Man: [Sees QPR and Man City butcher soccer]

“Everything looks kosher”

I’m just surprised the Fox News chyron software didn’t auto correct it to an ethnic slur.

You getting all worked up about this is the definition of insanity.

Ah yes, it was one of the best receivers in the league’s fault that the Lions are a dumpster fire. Solid take.

Ahhh Detroit, where Hall of Fame careers are nurtured, locked in a car seat, and rolled slowly into the river. Because if Mommy can’t have you, no one can

It would be awesome if the Progressive Liberal snuck out and gave them both the Liberal Agenda.

Nah, he’s thinking (probably correctly) that Floyd won’t want to take even the 0.0001% chance of getting tagged with a lucky punch and will be content to outbox him for 12 boring rounds, and he’ll collect his $75 million.

The joke is on McGregor! He blew all that money on a custom suit and Mayweather can’t even read it!

I’m rooting for a meteor strike.

At least we know that Mayweather’s part wasn’t scripted.

Back from the break, Trebek read the answer with typical erudition: “NASA wished John Glenn this 8-letter word when he made the 1st U.S. manned orbital flight in 1962 & again upon his passing in 2016.”

I used to really like watching Jeopardy!, until my inability to answer practically any question hammered by self-image down to a puddle of fine sludge.

The story of Aladdin comes from 1001 Arabian nights. And that work is actually a collection of stories from throughout the middle east and India. The Aladdin story wasn’t even an original part of the 1001 Arabian nights. It was added by a French author in the 1800s. It’s no more authentically Arab than The Jungle…

One can only hope that Judge will inspire a generation of hulking young men to play baseball instead of destroying their brains by playing football.

“Gaethje’s solution was the only one he knows: more violence.”