I know a couple of smart people who’ve also pegged Rubio as Lonzo’s floor, but man, Rubio is a lot quicker than Lonzo. Both in terms of his first step and in terms of his ability to snake his way through traffic. I don’t think Lonzo will ever have Rubio’s ability to probe around and knife through a defense. He’s so…

open mike eagle has a lot of useful lyrics day to day but none more than “i looked up what lena dunham said and i shouldn’t have”

who the fuck goes after a no kill dog shelter?

Adopting a pet you already know that your significant other is allergic to is one of the the most low-key passive-aggressive bullshit things I’ve ever heard.

David, what?

Holy shit please have Lena Dunham clap back at Drew.

I have weathered a lot of micro-scandals but this one hurts MOST, because of the vulnerability of letting people know Lamby and my story, and because I miss him so damn much. I know I’m a lot of fun to place your issues on, but I won’t let anyone hang their hat on this peg. Not this time.

This is the animal who taught me about loving and letting go. 

Big deal. I was probably 17 when I discarded a jack sock.

(Another fun ant fact from Metro: “Once the male ant successfully inserts his genitalia into the female, his penis will explode inside the female and he will die.”)

Play was suspended for the rest of the day due to a making it rain delay

I’m also against the idea of the max contract. But eliminating the salary cap would destroy competiveness in the league. Look at the major soccer leagues: since the 1995-96 premier league season 5 teams have won the title. 5 German teams have won the title since the turn of the millenia, and 4 spanish teams have won…

The guy thinks he knows better than the umpire just because he has a pair of Is.

Last year at the Savannah Challenger

But the English Premier League and La Liga are both extremely uncompetitive! And the only reason fans of those leagues are ok with ~1-4 english teams and ~1-3 La Liga teams having a chance to win a title every year is that there’s other tournaments going on that smaller market teams actually have a reasonable shot at…

November 8, 2016. It was a Tuesday.

Y’know, I mean... Really, at what point do people just embrace their total ignorance? I know some people didn’t have the chance for a good education, but at what point do you just say “Fuck it, I LOVE not knowing what the fuck is going on!”?

If you dont think Im throwing “Jaxon’s” or “Braden’s” resume in the trash, you got another thing coming.

Why did they bother having names then?

Cannon is a fuckin badass name.