Curt, just because you weren’t personally there, doesn’t mean there wasn’t someone screaming racist things.

look for unheralded rookie Batt Marnes to break all of his ribs next time these guys play

Judge Aaron Dong sounds like a Justice of the Superior Court of Orange County

I slept in classrooms. Nobody ever treated it like an accomplishment.

He had an incision unlike any other.

Woods underwent an anterior lumbar interbody fusion

This is the first time hearing love put a smile on a player’s face.

So SAS can’t believe someone has the high profile and well paying job he does, despite the fact he clearly sucks at it and seems to be almost universally despised.

“We stand with Stephen A. Smith” sits so high on the list of things I thought I would never read on this website. It sits somewhere between “All lives matter” and “No lives matter”.

It’s almost as if people die all the time every year...

I have a countdown widget for the end of the word “wonderteen” in Deadspin stories about Pulisic. It’s 522 days in case anyone was wondering.

or that he actually fucked that guy’s mom.

Not CM but: “I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and nobody else but you”!

“Actually you better watch your mouth white boy, before I stick these gators up your ass and show your insides some style!”

Honestly, I don’t understand the uproar. 7 people were killed by US missiles yesterday. We even gave their allies warning before launching them.

I’m giving you the star but I don’t know why

We need to make Baby Boomers go fuck their own selfish asses and die.

@SI_PeterKing