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Crooked Paul
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"Much ado about nothing" is a double entendre. There was a slang use of "nothing" at that time to mean women's "innie" genitalia.

Like H. Jon Benjamin.

So much of what the wingnut base does now is cargo-cult politics. They copy the surface (but none of the understanding) of the tactics liberals use. It would be adorable if they weren't so hateful about it.

On the contrary, as he has the whiff of an intellectual about him, Shakespeare is an example of somebody terrible, a really sick guy, who is being threatened more and more.

Remember: His followers still lie shamelessly.

You're better informed than I am, but Macron and Trudeau seem similar to me. They're a bit Obamaesque, willing to let their supporters think they're more liberal than they really are, but earnest about wanting to get to work and fix problems.

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OF MOBY DICK?

That's a creepy way to put it.

This very evening I found an Ikea iron bedframe on the sidewalk. The donors had thoughtfully ziplocked all the nuts and bolts and tied the bag to the frame. The weather was warm and humid, but goddamnit I schlepped it home (two trips) because it's nicer than my current bed.

That's what I'm asking you, but whatevs. Do your biz.

But he wasn't mansplaining. He didn't explicate something women already know better than he does; He was sharing details about the facts of the trial that are not commonly known. And not to argue "so this is all right," but to say "this is fucked up and here's the play-by-play of how they fucked it."

I respectfully disagree.

Hear, hear!

"A long history of being shitty about rape"? I find that hard to credit. Surely you exaggerate.

What if I have a rope handy?

How is your packing game? You can save yourself a lot of trouble and mess if you apply the techniques I learned in the Boy Scouts. The most important tips are:

"Lesbians. Greer & Hahn, rebellious son. Whaddaya need, a roadmap?"

Reince Priebus is a fuckin' terrible name, but both are pretty good Scrabble hands. Three vowels each and good common consonants.

Sounds like a script that would sell, son.