The last time I had jury duty, I was picked for the trial. It was a domestic battery case. Jury selection took a day, arguments about ten days, then two days' deliberation. We started at 9-3 guilty, and after about five hours meticulously reviewing the evidence, the vote was 11-1.

"In the Arms of an Angel" might not be the right choice to score a softcore scene of Agent Orange pawing some underage strange.

HEY-OOOOOOOOOOOH! Trump YA BURNT.

Once they found out Cooper is intelligent and well educated, he could no longer be the wingnuts' spirit animal.

Would he consider it his duty to stop the play and protect "Obama/Caesar"?

It's nice having good rep/senators in Congress, because I don't have to watch them like a hawk. If I had shaky Dem or GOP congresscritters, I'd have to be a very squeaky wheel, which can be tiring as I am an introvert.

So he'll otall a teet but he won't suck a butt? What a boorish poltroon.

I love you guys. Where else can I hang out with people who turn Shakespeare quotes and French history into caustic burns on the Ochre Ogre?

The inner truth was inside BTTM all along. The inner truth

"A unitary executive" sounds like douchespeak for "king."

[clap-clap clap-clap-clap]

Wait, states can sue for breach of Constitutional oath? How are 2/3rds of the GOP still in office?

[Runs into basement, slamming the door. It's full of turtles.]

TRUMP™ patented Guaranteed Backfire Tactic™ #401:

That sounds like a whole lot of trouble, but I'd be willing to do it for a gal like Rosalind Russell.

When the Trumps play 4D chess, it stands for 4 Dummies.

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Good to hear, friend.

This is why I turned on him. He doesn't apply the requisite care before he delivers his jeremiads, leaving his audience with the impression that there's a markedly greater share of Muslims who believe impossible religious things and are therefore beyond reason than among Christians who could be described the same way.

Definitely agree about that. In a similar but much less dangerous way, it's hard to generalize about American Christians (esp. Evangelicals) without being classist.