“I acted to deliberately harm someone, but y’all gonna judge me because of my eye. Porn star hypocrisy also too.”

If they would bring a Grace Under Fire sensibility to something modern like a fracking operation or a huge meat-packing plant then I would probably tune in! The life drama of her being a single mom, occasionally attempting to date and trying to prove herself at work was great against her sharp humor and the usual…

The glorification of rural America as the real, authentic America has been around forever, though. Ironic that these people and their lifestyles are heavily subsidized by the tax payers in New York and San Francisco.

Why are we equating “everyday Americans” with specifically “rural” America.

The vast majority of people live in urban areas/cities. The vast majority of the middle class live in urban-surburban areas/cities. Most colleges and universities are in urban areas/cities. The major areas of growth in the nation are in urban…

Right? Oh, am I an intellectual elitist because I like facts? Well, so be it then.

But liberals are smug and condescending when they point out these people are idiotic fucknuts.

My holiday card this year says “Happy Holidays” in ten different languages and I’m giving them to all my miserable Republican neighbors along with $25 donated to “liberal” causes in their names.

“It’s Merry Christmas, not happy holidays, and if you think otherwise,you’re part of the War on Christmas!”

It’s a special snowflake version of “Tommy.”

I’m really tired of reading ‘liberal snowflake’. Fucking parrots.

If i was a Christ Trash bimbo, i would make jokes about how delicate liberals are, even though i just helped elect a thin-skinned game show host fop to the highest office in the land.

I have to laugh that it’s always the left labeled special snowflakes when grown ass adult Trump supporters are fighting with Broadway, Starbucks and Kelloggs all at once. Boycott Froot Loops and Pop-Tarts!

“Reich to Lifers”?

I think HFCs is a good option. Huge Fucking Cunts.

They are pro- child rape and incest victims and women with dangerous and nonviable pregnancies suffering unimaginably and dying in childbirth to preserve their moral purity. It’s not as punchy, but it’s true.

Bullshit (as Emily Gilmore might say). People that are truly anti-abortion want free birth control for everyone, because abortion cannot take happen without a pregnancy. But most of these forced-birthers are not simply against abortion, they’re against any sex ed that isn’t abstinence only and they don’t want a penny…

Yea, I also feel like people who want an open space “so the whole family can be together” don’t realize how annoying their family really is.

“Satan’s Hymen” is also a good name for an Indie Band.

I was up late one night last year watching BBC News. They had a special hour long segment from a news office in Kenya.

One of the features was about the rising problem of illegal hooch in towns north of Nairobi. Men were becoming so persistently drunk in the area, that their wives had begun a united sex strike against…

Rush Limbaugh was claiming he was going to move to Costa Rica (if I recall) but the problem was they have socialized health care.