What gets to me is I’m sure that every time he said that, he meant it. I’m sure the guy who involved casting agents and photographers to set up elaborate scenarios in which he could drug and rape women was also concerned with the language and dress code of the younger generation and how it affected their morals.

I hate Angelina Jolie.  I don’t think she can act.  I think she looks too much like a severe, mean Steve Buscemi to be pretty, and I especially hate her hypocritical saint act.

Eyeroll. There was another time where she said something to the effect of “I’m not a feminist because I’ve never felt unequal” and something about liking to serve her husband. Maybe it’s not so irrational. 

They really really are the best! Send some chin scratching to Booger!

I cannot tell you how many times I’ve tried to get this point through certain peoples’ heads, and it does not fucking stick. It’s insane: you are providing a hopefully, but most likely not, trained individual with a firearm, to give them the slightest chance at stopping a school shooter, but increasing the odds…

Absolutely.

once every man who has seen a john wayne movie and liked it is dead, only then can we move on.

I mean, I get it. Feeling helpless and afraid sucks and most people want to do what they can to avoid it. Being told “you know what, you might just have to feel this way sometimes” isn’t a super popular argument. But it is also just the truth. No, you aren’t going to heroically defend your suburban family from a…

Not only are you correct in this instance, but I can’t help but feel like this has been a consistent through-line for our politics since the Reagan Administration: well, we could do the the smart, sensible thing. But that might interfere with our ability to pretend, in a crisis, that we would personally transform into…

The White House’s official proposal would fund firearms training programs for school staff and strengthen criminal background and mental health checks.

I’d be so delighted to know (of) a cat with my name! Honestly, now I’m super bummed that no one names their cats Ashley.

Makes sense.

I FEEL LIKE CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY! I have always fucking despised Matt Lauer and suspected this shit was happening. He is a total creep.

If she doesn’t want to taint a potential ongoing criminal investigation, why the fuck is she publicly commenting on the veracity of the claims AT ALL???

Because it sure as shit ain’t her actions or the shit she says that mark her as a “feminist”

True story: My mom hit Steven Segal with a purse in college because he was dating her friend and said something rude. My mom doesn’t recall what, but I really wish she did now.

Is there a “Scary Movies for People Who Find Jump Scares Extremely Tedious”?

Right before I turned 21 I moved to a new city, transferred colleges, and got an apartment by myself. I picked a place out on the third story of a rambling old Victorian mansion - a modest studio with white metal cabinets from the 1950's and a rusted fire escape which always gave me bad feelings. It was metal, and…

Here’s how that worked: “Go to the mansion and you’ll be able to model and maybe you’ll get a career or a centerfold. It’s opportunity! You’ll be a star, maybe!” That would be the Modeling Agency, aka procurer. How do I know this? I modeled in the late 80s and 90s in Chicago. the number of times I was told to show up…