It does. And it definitely makes the nose and throat swabs at the doctors easier to deal with.

I’m voting for her as soon as I get done at the doctors office, because I am sick as fuck today. I’ll probably cry too, this is only the second presidential election I’ve been old enough to vote in and I get to vote for a woman. I feel very lucky in that regard.

I went to NYC for a few days earlier this year by myself. When I was walking around I made to sure to just focus on where I was going and not look like a scared tourist. Nobody bothered me, it was gr8

People will call their infant sons “little MAN” and refer to their grown adult daughters as their “little girl”

I tend to take it out on men more than other women as well. My therapist has noted multiple times that I am a lot more empathetic, understanding and patient with other women than with men.

This is all relatively normal for me because I deal with high anxiety quite often and generally there’s no reason for it. As far as the election goes though I’m just going to lose a little bit of my shit, just for a minute. Then I’m going to take a sedative, take a nap, and wake up strong and ready to go.

Not drinking but my anxiety is bad. I’m so anxious that I’ve become irritable beyond control. I gave my supervisor a very loud lesson on why no one is coming to take his guns, I said something very mean to two young women I don’t even know. I refer to the new-ish guy at work as “that idiot” behind his back, because…

LOOGIES, UGH. I look at the ground a lot when I walk and there were always loogies on the sidewalk on my college campus in the winter. I don’t have a strong stomach so I was doing a lot of gagging.

Shortly after I had my gallbladder out, I went to visit my best friend in Halifax. One morning, we got some food at Tim Hortons and walked down towards the harbor. One of the side effects of gallbladder removal is diarrhea, and shortly after we left Tim Hortons, I felt it brewing. When we got to the harbor I HAD. TO.…

I had my gallbladder out two years ago and before it was scheduled the surgeon asked if I would allow her to use the da Vinci. I agreed and it worked out very well. I was sore for like two weeks but was only in enough pain to take painkillers for two days, the day of and the day after surgery.

When I was a freshman in college I spent one Sunday in the lounge of my floor instead of in my room. I didn’t bring my cellphone with me but I did have my computer. At some point my bff messaged me through Facebook telling me to call my mom. My mom was freaking out because she couldn’t get in touch with me and when I…

One of the assistant managers tells people the cash registers automatically shut down at closing time. We tell people we’re about to close about ten minutes ahead of time and put the gate halfway down as hints to get the fuck out but some people are incapable of taking a hint. Once, two girls were still in the store…

People are so inconsiderate I cannot.

When I was 10, the entire 5th grade was for a time confined to inside recess due to bad behavior on the playground. My good friend and I, in our great boredom, somehow arrived at the decision to fool her younger brother. Said brother was two years younger and had a big crush on Britney Spears. My friend and I created…

I work at a shoe store and have to tell so many lies:

I have a cousin who has said many times that she could never be roommates with another woman because “girls are too much drama” I wanted to be like “but not you, right? YOU MUST BE SO SPECIAL.” (For reference I am 25 and she is 24) I will admit to having briefly held similar feelings when I was a teenager but…

omg WHERE upstate? Asking for my own personal safety

I’m terrified. I live in upstate New York, like practically Canada upstate, and there are Trump/Pence signs everywhere.

My 18 year old (female) cousin posted this on Facebook. I want to scream at her, honestly. And then barf in her lap.

Fruity Pebbles turns my shit green every time.