My aunt didn’t use any pain meds when she had my cousin and is now very judgmental about how women react to the pain of childbirth. And she’s a labor and delivery nurse.

My little brother is 4 and he will wipe his cheek with his hand after I kiss him and it never fails to make me feel like garbage.

I wish I could live in that universe too. I’m in Ravenclaw with a 12 1/2 inch Rowan wand with a dragon heartstring core. My patronus is a wildcat, which I find fairly accurate.

I read this as “fellating my grandma” at first and I was like UM WAT

I thought the same thing

I’ve never heard that one from anyone around here, but then again I avoid talking with people about it. I do see a lot of confederate flags around here and it might as well be a big blinking neon sign saying “AVOID ME AT ALL COSTS.” For the life of me I can’t understand how that damn flag is so popular way up here in…

I’m from that area too. One guy I worked with was really into the confederate flag and was a big fan of the heritage argument and saying that the war was all about “states’ rights” instead of a bunch of treasonous, secessionist traitors throwing a fit about their “right” to continue their valued tradition of OWNING…

Friday at work my male coworker said “calm down, princess” to me when I was upset that the vending machine was sold out of the drink I wanted. It made me angry and uncomfortable. He’s also older than me (I’m 25 and he’s 42), which only makes it more infuriating.

Pretty Woman is garbage.

I took a sociology of families class in college and I remember learning about how the “traditional family” shit only really started getting big in the 50s or so but it was always bullshit because there had always been families that weren’t “married parents and children” traditional due to a parent dying or abandoning…

I have cried at work so many times due to anxiety, and then cried some more when having to actually discuss my anxiety with my supervisor, who I’m pretty sure doesn’t take said anxiety seriously and thinks it’s annoying. Having to talk about that stuff at work is horrible. Crying at work is so embarrassing but at this…

Never

“Exscape” *shudders*

I would much rather find out that I have a child who isn’t neuro typical than have to find out my infant is going to die from a preventable illness because some fucking idiot didn’t vaccinate out of fear of having a child who isn’t “normal”

I wore one for the first time recently and I wore it overnight. I had no leaks or anything, it was great.

My vagina is screaming

The radio was on a local station at work today and the djs were talking about Amber Heard and they said that she is “known to be crazy” and the evidence cited for this is “she dated women, next thing you know she’s dating men. A woman like that is a good time but not someone you want to marry” as though it never…

I only took Percocet for about three days after I had my gallbladder out and didn’t go to the bathroom any of those three days and another few after that. I could've used that stuff.

When I was a freshman in college I got this enormous Johnny Depp poster, it’s like 3 feet wide and 4 feet long and I had it up all three years I lived in the dorms and it’s still on my bedroom wall because even though I’m almost 25 and have been growing increasingly disinterested in both Johnny Depp and unframed…

When I was a kid I wrapped a rubber band around the handle of the hose attachment of my grandparents’ sink so when they turned the water on they’d get sprayed. My grandpa got sprayed but thought it was hilarious, according to my dad.