I’m with you, Nick. I sneezed. Big whoop. Leave me alone.

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I have consistently made major life decisions with the sole purpose of enabling myself to wear flip-flops 100% of the time. I have taken the homeless lumberjack in flip-flops look and truly made it my own. Scoff if you will. Argue the merits of kitten heels if you must. My pedicured tootsies look marvelous and feel…

ROTFLMFAO!!!

Nooooooooo! Band-aids and Bactine? One must love oneself and not advertise one’s willingness to be abused.

“What kind of impact has this arrangement had on your marriage? Not judging - I’m a social worker and I realize there are a TON of perfectly good ways to raise a kid. I’m just genuinely curious.”