This show was terrible and made no sense.

Check yourself, Mark. Octopi are ADORABLE. They're also incredibly intelligent and they will one day be kind rulers once they've enslaved humanity... I mean... uh... YOU SAW NOTHING, HUMAN!

But the hot buttered rolls, too

Not gonna lie, I'm really excited to get her back as "the girl you don't want to run into at a party." I was sad that we lost that character when she became the anchor.

This. Just joyful. Lovely.

Have you ever seen Bill Maher? I know you have, yet you continue to give him attention when he rehashes the same sexist bullshit he always does. He's a troll. He's not going to change or apologize. Ignore him. Maybe he'll actually go away.

You know what's my favorite thing? It's having to "listen" to men tell me how my body works and how medications I may or may not choose to take will affect it. Though maybe more than that, I love being told which are "right" for me to take by people who not only aren't my doctor, but who've never even seen me. …

Since you don't like red bean buns, you should instead try the in-no-way-offensive Japanese staple natto. It is not offensive in any way. It's a traditional breakfast food! How could that possibly be unappetizing?

That is not food, that is congealed existential horror.

That is because summer is the worst of all possible seasons. You "do" summer by staying indoors and never, ever, EVER going outside for any reason.

I know a lot about dance so I can definitely say that he is technically flawless although calling what he does "dance" is kind of a stretch. More like a gymnastics/acrobatic routine.

To my untrained eye, it seems to have an utter lack of any kind of rhythm. He's clearly very athletic, but I don't know that I'd call that "dancing". That could be because of the style of dance he's doing, combined with the weird music, and perhaps the time constraints (so he maybe fit in a lot of moves into a short…

I love raw oysters so much. I have them every year for my birthday. Yummy yummy slippery sliding down my throat.

I'm just saying that this happens in EVERY COLLEGE and NFL LOCKER ROOM.

"Men who have [confidence] usually exploit it to maximum dickishness."

Today being today, can’t we appreciate how far Incognito went to make sure Martin’s sister felt special?

That's exactly the WRONG way to think about this. You can't measure this in a relative way to other locker rooms. This is awful behavior. No one, in any capacity, should ever have to put up with this shit.

I'm waiting for the morons to start talking about "toughening up" and "that's how locker rooms are." Abuse like this is uncalled for, unprofessional, and archaic.

I'm really surprised Deloitte isn't on the list. One of the most female-friendly tech and accounting places, they've got great health benefits and amazing maternity leave practices.

This morning my husband was all wrapping his arms around me to "help" as I dumped the coffee pot out, a clear sign he was looking for the sex. But I was stressed. I then told him that I was stressed, specifically about cleaning the house, buying groceries, and getting more dogfood AND that he had a meeting today. It's…