If your mother has been in a relationship with someone for over a decade and your siblings call that man their father, he is a default parental figure. Even if you don't consider him your father.

Whatsamatta witchoo kids today? Haven't you ever watched Bugs Bunny? Sheesh, I'm old.

Talk to a doctor about Strattera. It's a non-amphetamine treatment for ADHD with no abuse potential. It's shown good results in medical trials for adult women. It is an SNRI rather than a stimulant. I'm in good health otherwise, can't take anything with abuse potential, and it's worked very well for me with few side…

We are. Houston is now a blue city and it is largely because of women voters. Houston.....good 'ole boy central is now blue. Let that sink in a bit and then cheer for progress!!

No thugs on the Stanford football team. They're all in the marching band.

Yeah. It is actually the normal culprit in sushi food poisoning. I worked in a grocery store that had sushi made on site. They had to test the ph levels of the rice multiple times a day to make sure it was safe. Also, hubs has worked in food service for 25 years. He says put a little water in the container when you go…

In our last black peoples meeting we discussed kicking her out. It's a gonna be a fight but I'll keep on fighting cause I really hate that bitch....

I very highly doubt it came down to race. In fact, I'd be willing to bet the decision came down not to Wagner vs Nagasu, but Edmunds vs. Nagasu. Regardless, Wagner is a much, much better bet at a medal and that's what US Figure Skating wants. It's being run more like Gymnastics now.

Nagasu landed her jumps, but that…

whatever, bitches all gonna lose to Kim Yuna.

I had a 48-year old message me. I told him I don't date men who discovered masturbation before I was born. He took it as a sign of interest in trying something new. .__.

It's where the "I hate my job" support group meets!

Who wants to meet me at Patrick O'Depression's Neighborhood Despair Hoedown for a drink later?

Removing my internal organs made it a lot easier to achieve a bikini bridge. They always got in the way of achieving that perfectly recessed abdominal area.

Ah, I see what you mean. I think you are right. I suppose my initial reaction was like, "well that doesn't sound horrible," but if my mother were pushing me towards it and I had no choice, then no, I definitely wouldn't want to do it.

or, the classic, "destroying freedom of speech."

Definitely. Though in my case I also use it to my advantage—misogynists, as it turns out, will spend DAYS AND DAYS on a single post you've written, yelling at and arguing with women and other misogynists. And this translates to $$$, which I can then use to pay my writers to produce more content. They unwittingly sign…

The last time I had a conversation derailed by someone's need to randomly interject their penis feelings, I started talking about my last period in inappropriate levels of detail. It went okay. We got back on topic pretty quickly.

This is why I don't shut up about Feminism/Sexism/Racism in online discussions. I can use my white maleness to shut up the assholes who's favorite form of discourse is LOLRAPEMURDER. I can also use the fact that my voice is often taken more seriously then those people who are actually targetted by these shitbags to…

Ugh. Teach your kids that you own them, and then see who steps in to your place to "own" them later in life...coaches, priests, teachers, abusive spouses...

Everyone knows campus rape is an internal team matter, and at most, an academic honor court case.