Self absorbent guys arent all bad. You can use them to clean wine spills.

Yes. Yes you do. I would have bitten people before now.

A friend told me I should donate my head to the Mutter museum.

More likely you are related to genghis khan actually! (Tho, TBF, most people are. Except me and my family. We haven’t left the British Isles for about 2000 years and you can tell #pastyasfuck.)

A panel about dealing with online harassment was shut down due to online harassment?

Things I hate to admit (journalist here):

I caaaaaan’t swiss chard, man you could make rain ponchos out of that shit. But kale is pretty good, and I ADORE bok choi in any form.

“He described sex with minors, including underage prostitutes between the ages of 9 and 16” Um, no. He described raping child sex slaves. No nine year old is a prostitute and no nine year old “has sex” with an adult. Ever. That’s slavery and rape. I know. I too was a nine year old sex slave.

Yeah. It was stupid, but I spent a good chunk of my college years dealing with bulimia and wasn’t offended. I didn’t think it was especially funny, but I’ll take a 1000 silly jokes over ever having someone tell me about how quitting sugar/ milk dairy/ cooked food has induced weight loss and a state of perpetual bliss.

As a recovered anorexic, I feel the same way. Get away from me with your gluten free, no carb nonsense!!!

Many years ago at the group home for developmentally disabled teens where I worked there was a resident who really, really wanted to go to the best steak house in the city for his 18th birthday. He had behavior and anger issues, but was determined to earn that birthday dinner, and he managed it. So another staff…

I am so baffled right now. They’re just feet! A mighty curious aversion indeed.

I agree that there are things on Reddit that are great, but I still won't go there. The rest of it sucks to hard.

That is not a bra....its boob decoration.

I’m 56 and cannot understand why younger generations AREN’T as angry. Give it time. It grinds you down - even with the battles won, the shit is still there.

Your mum sounds rad as hell. Please thank her for the work she and other women did to make things easier and fairer for my generation.

Mixed feelings. I’ll say this- I grew up in the seventies, and they were pretty much like he said.

Hats off to you for overcoming the depression, ADD, drinking, and learning disabilities. 💥🙌🏾💥

You know what’s worse than serving some dipstick who insists s/he can’t have gluten or raw tomatoes or tree nuts? Killing them with whatever they’re allergic to. Also BEING that person, because food allergies suck so, so bad. Of COURSE people with food allergies are paranoid in restaurants. I can’t believe people with…