I would love to get Kidman drunk and have her spill about Co$. Nicole has seen some things, man...

Given that it’s 2016, I guess we’re supposed to be amazed the jury wasn’t deadlocked?

ME TOO! Based on the name and what I know of Scientology I had this exact image of a woman tested beyond endurance.

Whenever I read the name Shelley Miscavige, I imagine her looking like Shelley Duvall.

When is that meteor going to get here? We deserve it.

It’s an evil world. Always has been. Always will be. A lot of people are good, but collectively we’re just an evil shitshow.

Why is she hitting drywall with a hammer, seemingly at random? What outcome is she hoping for?

I know right, he has records of his cons and it was told to them, it’s like they didn’t even fucking listen.

I, for one, am shocked, shocked to find that Trump is a lying con man. Nobody could possibly have known.

I’m watching the tally like it’s the freaking ball drop in Times Square on NYE.

I was reading on Twitter that some crazy dudes are recruiting a militia on Craiglist to ~fight for President Trump, and they’re threatning to shoot protesters (“racist blacks, Latinos and Jews”). On the wild chance that they start investigating the election and it’s proven that there was hacking or whatever, 1) what…

It’s a Hail Mary pass, but perfectly legal.

Same here. I was really excited about this shirt until I saw the face. I genuinely cannot bear his revolting face. I don’t want it anywhere near my tits. Now, if this ever comes in almost any other shape, I’m in.

I don’t like her either and to be a doctor who questions the benefit of vaccines is unforgivable but she’s rallying and organising. HRC can’t contest the count in WI, PA, MI. Jill Stein is taking one for the team. It’s not like a recount or examination of the process will benefit her. She’s doing it because, shock…

I don’t want to wear that face on my boobs, on my ass is different story . fart noise

Well, I called for a mental health wellness check when my neighbor started doing things like screaming Bon Jovi lyrics in the street in the middle of the night and chopping up his front porch with an ax. Your mileage may vary, but that was my experience.

That’s what I look like when the BBQ is almost done.

Well, she probably wasn’t too smart to begin with if she’s using Flakka. Also that giant cross is quite the fashion statement.

Because my All-Clad is as expensive as my knives are sharp (as fuck) and you should not, cannot, use or clean my copper core the same way you would the T-Fal, Lodge Enameled or classic cast iron pans.

I cook and clean everything in the house except for one thing: folding the fitted sheets. Fuck whatever Lovecraftian…