Ryan Seacrest is upset that Katy Perry is being offered way (waaaay) more to do American Idol than he is. [Page Six]

Tough crowd.

Call in to report Melania Trump because she worked on a tourist visa before she was naturalized and as per the Trump Admin and the DOJ, that makes her eligible for deportation.

Frankly Im thoroughly flabbergasted and disappointed that no ones gone in on this one with reporting the Chupacabra... brb I have internets to win today.

My first response was “oh, I should buy more chobani cause fuck Alex jones!” And then I remembered that I like yogurt. I’ll support you in spirit, chobani.

so correct! first, it was “when will you have children?”

I totally understand this. Kids, especially babies, are like boats. You don’t want to own a boat. It’s too much. You want to hang out with the guy who does. Bring over some beers on the weekend and be supportive.

I used to get this question until my ovaries aged out but I had the same response as I do now when my busybody neighbors gang up and for sport ask me how many dogs I have (we foster and our dogs are not noticeable but they think it’s weird). I look them square in the eye with a serious grin ask “How much do you…

I live in the South and get: “Have you considered adopting?”

Rude people live everywhere. Mr. Portas and I chose to have only 1 child. People constantly asked when we were having another. After I said we weren’t planning anymore they had no problem telling me how bad for a child it was not to have siblings. That only children were spoiled, socially awkward, blah, blah, blah. I…

I think the best way to describe Boston is “progressive... a lot of ignorance”.

I feel bad for him. But her? Screw that. She should have listened to him more carefully, or, you know, not drunk the Kool-Aid and done some research. The only good thing to come of this is that maybe, just maybe, people like this will turn on him in 2020.

One of the most exhausting and frustrating things in the whole entire world is a privileged white person with oppressive political views getting bent out of shape because someone reasonably makes the logical connection from those political views to personal beliefs and calls her out on it.

It’s really annoying that women have been saying this exact thing since the inception of Bust magazine in the 90's, but nobody listened or thought it was funny until a guy said it on SNL in 2017.

The shrieking of a deranged administration finally realizing that reality won’t just step quietly up to the wall to get shot.

Spencer did nazi that coming....

Never stop never stopping.

Every time there is an opportunity to lay bare his incompetence and fundamental indecency, and to point out the behavior rendering him unsuitable for public office, I will do it.

I really can’t stand her. (Look, people who said I voted for Hillary just because I have a vagina: I’m not supporting this powerful person just because she’s a woman! See how that works? #stillangry)