This is funny timing because last night I was listening to SJP on Marc Maron’s podcast, and she said that she felt a little bad that her husband, Matthew Broderick, didn’t end up with Amy Sedaris. She felt like they would be a great couple! Amy’s tearing apart marriages left and right and the wives just let her do it.

I’ll be sorely disappointed if Trump TV doesn’t have a morning show called Fruit Loops with Billy Bush.

Really? I like Biden but I think he would be too easily goaded into a name calling contest with Trump. I have a lot of issues with Hillary on a policy level but I don’t think there’s anyone better to face Trump. She’s the most level headed person I’ve ever seen and since Trump’s misogyny seems to have been one of the…

Two spaces after the period was a typesetting convention for typewriters and word processors when all of the letters were the same width (as is still the case with a font like Courier) and there was no automatic justification/alignment programming that could make minor adjustments to the spaces between words to…

You boys need anything while you’re here? Some reds? Yellows? Just got some purples in from Peru.

I think he is trying a Jedi mind trick but it is not working. “This is not the Presidency looking for”

I just *erupted* with laughter at my desk. This is amazing.

Ken Bone, the undisputed winner of last night’s debate

Je Ne Sais Quoi aka stoned.

The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

His kids don’t have mouths. All of them inherited the butthole on the face.

Then, why did he just flee the country to France while Angelina wants full custody of his kids due to his “parenting style”? Kinda suspicious, no?

So....Brad Pitt? Don’t you think the timing of the #brangelina divorce is kinda crazy?

Okay I just watched this and when they talked about child rapist activity in the white house the first face I picture is Dick Cheney.

We can come up with a list of potential people, if it will help. The articles mentioned the abuse occurred “on and off set”, so it is likely someone who worked with Haim when he was young. At the least, it means that they must have been successfully active in Hollywood since at least the 1980s.

Luckily, it’s definitely not Brad Pitt—he appeared in his first film in 1987 and didn’t break out until Thelma and Louise.

I’m really worried it’s Bill Murray, you guys. The part about “revered by millions around the globe.” The fact that in the early 80s, that whole group of guys from early seasons of SNL could get absolutely anything they wanted and were also completely coked out of their minds. The strange way the word “kingpin” was…

Tom Hanks had only been in Bosom Buddies by 1982 (if the first rape took place when Haim was 11). He wasn’t a megawatt star yet. Plus, I know from first-hand accounts of people who have worked with him that he’s every bit as nice as he seems. No worries there.

Perhaps “kingpin” is hinting at the movie of the same name, which would mean this is referring to Woody Harrelson, Randy Quaid, or Bill Murray.

“...The closeted perv has never come out as gay — and even has children of his own....”

He doesn’t necessarily have to be gay to be a pedophile.