President Drumpf doesn’t want to hear any of that science mumbo jumbo. That’s just the libtards Black Magic.

I’m not a New Yorker or even American, but I am a human being. And that’s why I can’t fathom anyone’s mind turning to something as insignificant as this in the face of such horrendous tragedy: “In my own backyard a few thousand innocent people have been killed within a matter of a couple of hours, and my city seems to…

Can we all just agree that this should get more play this week than Hill buckling under the heat?
A girl can dream, can’t she?

See that’s what people don’t realize. All those Muslims in New Jersey were cheering about Trump’s building becoming the biggest, most hugest. The Muslims love him. Where’s his Muslim at?

ELEPHANTS ARE THE BEST ANIMALS IN THE WORLD AND I WILL FIGHT YOU ALL OVER THIS.

I had so many good things happen to me this morning, and then this happened.

Slightly off topic, but not really?

“You have value. You have worth. You are loved.”

Please.

I am of the opinion only someone kissing, hugging, or on the rush hour subway next to you should be able to smell your perfume

Waits for the lunatic GOP to start braying on about “bent wrist agendas”.

It was Barackward, if I do say so myself.

I love her and want her to be my best friend.

Though I am a yuge fan of the recreation marijuana industry I can’t stand listening to people talk about it like wine. Harshes my mellow

that’s a great line

He’s an old school feminist who told his fellow neighborhood white people to fuck off when they were trying to get people to sign a petition to kick out a black family that was moving in the neighborhood. I feel extremely lucky to have grandparents that don’t say cringeworthy racist and sexist stuff. Makes…

My grandfather owns a couple of rifles that he uses for hunting (which I hate but whatever) but he always keeps his guns in a safe. Even though all the grandchildren are adults, he still keeps it in a fucking safe. Because that is the logical thing to do, since it is a fucking gun. He’s also a Jon Stewart loving man…

Maybe I am a terrible person, because I still finds this hilarious.

I'll hold on to the belief that he won't remember this and enjoy the schadenfreude.

Pretty sure someone has been slipping me acid and I've been tripping balls for about a year now.