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On the plus side, I’d just like to say you wrote that story masterfully. Perhaps you might consider setting some time aside to do more writing because as horrid as the experience in the story was, I found the story itself to be very engaging.

It looks like he’s in the process of forming a Mickey Rourke tribute band.

What will happen when these non-white retailers go out of business? Why, they’d need government assistance!

As the bearer of bad news I

And what will I do without BCO? WHAT WILL I DO?!

I need to create more hat-wearing occasions in my life.

WTF is going on?! ARE YOU OK?!

And yet, still better than 90% of the pizza in Boston.

I really hope that couple from the coffee story are still together and fighting crime with funky disco beats, choreographed truck moves, and the unwavering ability to tell someone to shut the fuck up.

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

It’s just a rebound, it’s just a rebound, it’s just a rebound.

The moral of the story is, don’t run a marathon.

Chickenfreude?

Exactly: what is she GAINING through this? The inability to find housing Public shunning and her entire life put under a microscope? Great, sign me up! Holy shit. And yeah, I’m sure he was a great community volunteer; that’s how you get access to the vulnerable. This isn’t news to anyone with half a brain.

Dear Entire Town of Dearborn, Kansas,

My daughter had a friend in grade school that would only eat pizza from one pizzeria near us, and she would scrape off the sauce and cheese and just eat the dough (but not the crusts). She “ate” half a pie like this and my head damn near exploded because I didn’t have enough to eat.

Fucking chicken nuggets are the devil’s turds. They are disgusting and clearly contain some powerful drug that renders all other food inedible to children and thus are bringing the world to its knees.

Just refuse to feed the horrible little mutant. They can eat what’s made or starve, just like I had to when I was raised. Why doesn’t anybody do that anymore?

I’ve been through Oklahoma. Now stopping in Oklahoma, that’s something I have not done.

fixed that for you