Were you one of the people who heard (before this article) of Keeping Up With the Joneses?

miley is amazing, hush yourself. he doesn’t “have” to “deal”...he chooses to because he loves her, so?

Kate McKinnon gives me, a straight lady, feels in the pants region.

This is kinda like that time my ex brought my ex best friend that he fucked while we were married as his date to a wedding where we were both mutual guests. But worse?

So...you’re a Caleb, I take it?

As the locals would say, he robbed them blind.

What? “Leaking for a week” isn’t sexy?

Aren’t sexts supposed to be, um, sexy and not just disgusting?

If you’re carrying enough water weight to produce tears, you’re too bloated for the runway fam.

Oh for fucks sake who gives a shit? Excuse me if I can’t be bothered with how the supermodels of the 90s weep for what (may or may not have) happened to their “craft.”

I could place that goddamn lightbulb under my tit and walk around without it falling.

As a fat woman who gets plenty of the sex with plenty different types of people, many of whom look in a way that even thin folks consider “holy shit hot” territory, let me assure you— feeling insecure about how you look in the sack has nothing to do with weight and everything to do with patriarchally enforced…

Look this is just another stupid he said/she said she said she said she said she said she said she said.

Just email the author privately for such a small typo. It takes an extra second, but both you and the author can save face that way.

Who is this guy? WTF.

Thank you for the laugh. Am laughing. OUtloud. The cats don’t care.

you can see part of it in the reflection:

As someone whose ass was eaten just last night, I agree with Nicki. Shower or gtfo.

Not at all. But in that case, you should have clear boundaries and expectations so you don’t get hurt by their illness.