It’s Richard Dawkins. He’s the guy who believes that spoiled American women should shut the fuck up about sexism because Muslims exist and that rape doesn’t count if the victim was drinking, so I’m going to go out on a limb and say no, he probably doesn’t agree.

As a non-US citizen, I have to ask how is it possible for states to pass laws that are unconstitutional?

Silent desk RAGE.

That’s Dawkins sitting next to him, isn’t it? Look at his body language, he hates it.

Counterpoint

Using the KonMari method, she probably pulled out each individual tampon and used Kleenex, contemplated if it sparked joy, and then thanked each for their individual service.

What kind of monster doesn’t shut off those goddamn iphone clicks?

I LOVE DUJOUR!!!! i would sing “backdoor lover” all the time until my mom overheard me and freaked out.

I hate myself for feeling this way but I am really even more attracted to Andy Samberg when he’s dressed up as a douchey pop star.

How long have you been sitting on this bombshell?

Also, how am I supposed to tell them apart? I mean, really!

question for people more experienced with pregnancy than I: can you even detect a pregnancy at 4 weeks? doesn’t this mean her period is, like, 4 days late? I might be with her crazy mom on this one.

But the unborn are the world’s most precious resource, right?

Pffft, next you’ll be telling me that my treadmill bike is a dumb idea.

Everyone at the Cannes Film Festival loves Amal, and no one at the Cannes Film Festival ever likes anything.

Aw, I thought McAvoy and Duff were going to go the distance.

So i was looking for some appropriate Legolas quote gif for this whole OrlSelPer drama. I failed in that reguard. However, I found something even better, Stephen Colbert as Legolas. I knew you good folks would approve.

Thanks, Yacht but I’ll just listen to this instead:

I’m the Dean.