Vaguely related - when my boyfriend is having a really bad day one of the only things to make him better is one of those Terry Crews adverts.

I hope Tara didn't have to do anything horrific to keep that crown

Same John Travolta, same.

I regret clicking through so much, despite knowing what I was getting myself in for

So she's on the run now? She actually managed to escape?

Totally get this except I'm 26 or 27 so I'm early to the party. Also I couldn't be bothered to do the mental math to figure it out with my birth date right now. Also it's made more confusing because it's my birthday tomorrow.

So movie ratings aren’t enforced in USA? You’re allowed to buy a child’s ticket for an r rated movie?

Now almost all of the things Cavill says are garbage but now -

Sounds exactly like every chef I've ever worked with. Actually maybe less extreme.

I KNEW THIS KID WOULD BE USED AS A REACTION PIC AND HERE HE IS WELL DONE YOU

Oh noooooooo

You know how they always say “you know what they do to child molesters in prison”?

I hope Cheryl/Carol/Charlene just decided to keep him. And that she's being nicer to him.

No breakfast after 10.30am at mcd's here, and I kind of like it that way. Makes it more special.

I'm really sad he went missing last series :(

This scares me a little. I'm pregnant with my second kid and I already fight battles with my first who's a boy. He has language problems that present as autism and every day at school is hard, but I think a girl with no barriers to learning might find socialising filled with micro bs.

I was unaware of Ben and Morena’s relationship but I am aware I watched a few episodes of gotham where they had a thing and thought nah.

Ah I see. Here we have cabs that are ones you flag down, and ones you have to call. You can’t flag a cab that falls under the ‘private hire’ banner, only ones with a light on top. However if they're free they can pull up but they make you call their dispatch so you can request they pick you up. I'm guessing if they…

I’m really quite rural just now, so flagging is out of the question and when calling to request a pick up you expect the wait to be the amount of time to be equal to the time it takes to travel from the nearest place where they are based. Usually we call hours ahead, when planning an evening, and arrange a specific…

Yeah, I totally understand that.