Not surprised about West/Lewis being dicks to their fans. Aren’t they both public school boys. I think both went to Eton and at least one of them is British aristocracy. Nasty because they lucked out and won the class lottery.

Damian Lewis and Dominic Cooper called their fans “psychos” and “fat.”

“Hillary kills and eats puppies!”

I always hoped for a tour which featured both Brand New and the Used. They could call it the Car Dealership Tour.

I always get the “Oh, she sound hot” voice from the drive-thru worker at Del Taco. He’s all into me until I pull to the pay window. The look of horror on his face is priceless. I’m a monster. Anyway, this show and I have lots in common.

So it’s actually rape that makes you go blind, not masturbation.

If she talks, they get possession of all the y’s in her name.

Now read Martha’s caption with Kristen’s picture.

Greta Van Shhhhhhuthellup.

Whilst somewhat illuminating - face it, we’re still in the dark - these analyses are from the US perspective and kind of don’t take into account that Tom is coming from a UK perspective where he is pretty much a household name, and the subject of a great deal of general warm feeling respect and affection. So this all…

If Taylor ain’t hitting that I’m shaking my head at her lol

“We’re gonna get married or break up.”

Every time I see Tom Hiddleston courting Taylor I can’t help but think I’m seeing Crimson Peak play out. He’s using Taylor as his sugar mama (you know she has more money than him). Don’t drink any tea he gives you, Tay Tay!

Taylor made a swift Tayxit before she had a chance to mingle with the Queen

really really really wanna chicken tik a tik ahhhhh

but I bet Charles and Camilla like to get weird.

Kanter played a lot against San Antonio because of how relatively big-heavy SA’s lineups were.

Preach. My man works overnight two nights a week, and although I’m always like “byeee baby I’ll miss yooooou” the second he leaves I place myself in the geographic center of our king, arrange ALL the pillows and ALL the blankets the way I see fit then stretch out like a motherfucking starfish. It’s the best part of my…

Jane Eyre was the most boring book I read in high school and I read the Crucible.