Emmys all weigh the same, dude.

If the cake in the gif is the checkerboard cake from Lady M, I would definitely have oral sex with it (i.e. put it in my mouth, obviously).

So, I just read to book series that this is based on, and I can confirm that there are lots of white people in the books. But I can also say that just from the trailer I can tell he has made huge changes to the characters and how they are presented, and most likely what the story is actually about so...I think I…

This sounds uncomfortable on many levels.

Really. I have a black coworker who has five children (four boys, one girl), and every time this happens, I am super upset (me, white woman) and she is calm about it and gets on with her life, because this has ALWAYS been her reality. This is something new for me because social media and the internet has forced the…

Lol, you read my mind! I don’t live in OKC anymore so no gate-crashing for me, I guess, but I do want to drive around Nichols Hills trying to guess which one is hers!

Wait, where is OK does she live? Tulsa or OKC?

I’m a huge West Wing fan, so really this might be even worse for me than Tom Hanks.

Douchecan-eau?

Have you tried ASOS curve? About 80% of my clothes come from there and most of their pieces are pretty cheap.

Seriously, I spent Saturday afternoon at the showroom of a wonderful new plus company and they are selling out of all of their pieces in all sizes, and they have only been open a few months.

I feel like this collection was no less wearable than the kind of collection straight-size only designers put out.

I think the word “best” is problematic here, because it does imply that the only way to look good is to look one particular way (i.e. as thin as possible), which goes against all of my personal beliefs about body positivity. Also, I think the idea that we somehow owe the people around us beauty is frankly, a bit…

Check out Universal Standard. They are pricey, but their pieces are amazing and well-made to a standard that I don’t feel like you see often in plus. I would describe most of their offerings as “updated essentials” which is why I am suggesting them :)

That also made me raise a brow. I think he just doesn’t realize (because he probably doesn’t really work with that many plus sized ladies) that there is actually a burgeoning community of retailers that are doing some amazing things in the plus sector—and making fucking bank at it.

Am 1000000% more interested now that you mention this.

Sigh. My boobs are like this already.

I do hate my job. This is a genius idea.

I am more attracted to all of these men than I am to Dan Bacon.

Just putting aside for a moment the innate grossness of this whole deal, this is a bad line.