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She’s only three years younger than me, but someone she has always seemed too young to be having sex to me.

Didn’t he also date Kat Dennings? At least she was interesting.

He wouldn’t be the first man to hate his wife’s friends, but put up with them because his wife is (in most people’s tastes) incredibly good looking.

I really can’t decide if I think she’s milquetoast and uninteresting or a straight up evil genius.

As a fellow Erin, I feel very betrayed by this person.

I had a weird dream about Tom Hiddleston last night and I think it is kind of Dirt Bag’s fault?

Don’t know if someone has already pointed this out, but it’s Janet McTeer, not McNeer. She’s incredible.

Wait, which one of the four people you mentioned is supposed to be “not hot” because they all seem very traditionally attractive to me.

Spoiler Alert: In the opening scene the King is having a sex dream about an ethereal redhead (who I am not sure we ever see again) and he dreams that she juices an orange onto his stomach during sex. He wakes up to his valet wiping *something* off of his stomach.

Not really relevant, but I emailed Frank Spotnitz for work the other day and it brought me great excitement.

I have no interest in actually watching this video, but GET IT GURL.

Is El Cortez any good? Serious question.

Honestly, Twin Peaks has always felt a lot like Eugene, Oregon to me (I lived there for a few years) and they have a pop. around 100,000.

Does anyone have a gif of that “Did you trip?” moment from the West Wing?

Not really related, but I needed some place to share. I was walking down a busy street in Manhattan today and a guy started harassing one of my coworkers in a weird and racially charged way. When I told him to knock it off he said “I wasn’t talking to the fat one.” Now, I realized he wasn’t talking to me, and that his

That said, those are totally Jurassic Park appropriate. You are basically wearing tiny dinosaurs on your feets.

Emeritus Bangs def sounds like a Harry Potter character.

As a fat woman, I have been led to believe that you are automatically attractive if you have a thigh gap, so I didn’t really understand this article.

Like, I didn’t have it, BUT NOW I DO. THANKS.

I studied Vampire legends extensively in grad school, so this irritated me as well. Many different academics say many different things about Vampires, and the legend cannot be traced or explained exclusively through one form of societal tension. So maybe some film scholars said this, but folklorists and