Pics of your whips or YOU shut the fuck up and sit your pony ass down.

Forza Motorsports: M. Rossi's Revenge

Breaking news. The production of the movie has been delayed. They're not sure if it'll be out before blu-ray is dead so they want to wait and see what the next generation technology platform will be before finishing production. Rumor has it they're hoping to make it an immersive experience.

I think a Forza movie might actually work better. M. Rossi is the perfect antagonist.

That was the most beautiful, elaborate "fuck you" I have ever read.

Bravo.

Hello. My name is Fred. I write about motor racing on Jalopnik all the time and have done live blogs for the three largest endurance races in the world (Le Mans, Sebring and Daytona) for them over the past seven months. I know a little bit about sports car racing.

That's gotta be the ugliest mustang I've ever seen...

Yet another reason why I will never quite comprehend the logic [or lack thereof] of organized religion.

OK, I'll bite. Enlighten me.

Who pissed in your Post Toasties this morning? Or are you always this pleasant?

They got 45 minutes each - then we timed them. I gave them the basics - how to hold the wheel, to stamp the brake pedal like a cockroach in your kitchen and to wait for the power and look further ahead than usual. Plus the geography of the track of course!

Is it true that you only know two facts about ducks and that both of them are wrong?

Don't bro me if you don't know me

The 458 is also ugly as sin and will age like a sack of Italian turd compared to the now exceptionally elegant 430.

one of the little pig's house made with sticks and the big bad wolf huffed, puffed, and blew the house down

With all due respect, in my honest opinion there has literally never been an F1 race better than that. Not even a late 60s slipstream race at Monza can compare.

Please dont tell me this was an attack or some terrorist bullshit, why would someone in his right mind want this to happen to innocent people!

As a proud owner of a (very high mileage) SPG, you just sent tingles down my spine, and produced a single tear.