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Shove that into your π hole!

Good advice Dr. Granola. Problem is whenever I ask people to give me fucks they run away screaming.

I think the mogul doth protest too much.

If this article were about Beyonce and the joke was about Clayton humming her clit, would that be okay? Sorry, don't mean to provoke, just curious why this has to be seen as a "gay" joke, because I didn't necessarily see it that way.

Haha, the Trump Presidential Book Kiosk. Or how about the Trump Presidential Bookmobile, a gold-plated golf cart with a paperback edition of Art of the Deal with its Friends of Jupiter Public Library $0.25 cent price tag still stuck to its cover.

Sure, but just because I go to the bar for a drink, doesn't mean I won't eat the peanuts. :-)

You may want to check for sources of moisture. I have read that ants are more interested in water than food when they come inside a house.

which part?

Ah, okay got it. So they are doing with TV series what they (and other tech) companies do to "create" "innovation"; they acquire it.

Or maybe they will build their own floating island instead:

Austin is, at least, a very interesting small city. I often have to travel to Houston against my will, and Austin has the virtue of being Houston's spiritual opposite. I hear, though, that congestion is getting to be a real problem there. But sometimes you hear that from people who have never lived in places like

high command aggressively patted themselves on the back

I should stop too, and I can usually do it for several weeks or maybe a couple of months, but I'm a very lazy person and the idea of plugging-in my phone and choosing what to play for the next 30 minutes is enough of a barrier that I just keep it on the radio, where the choices are…limited. I just wish they would

So…let me get this straight. Apple wanted to enter the original content business, so they picked the cheapest format (reality show) and designed it to promote their own products. To top that off, their show stars Paltrow and Alba (I'm not familiar with the others), two entrepreneurs who have been accused of peddling

"And why is my congressman on it?"

I don't know why this pissed me off so much but: I was listening to my local NPR stations, and they were running some puff piece about cutting boards with the two hosts droning on about how they use them. "We keep a special blue plastic one dedicated to onions and garlic." Anyway, after the deep revelations on

Welcome to America. Over 100 billionaires served.

Boring comment section anyway.

Wooo! Tang!