To anybody who is thinking 'let me check it out for myself…' Don't click that link. Seriously, don't do it.

I'll take every bad writer-as-protagonist trope if I get to keep Sideways.

I'd be happy to give those fuckers the Hanford superfund site. If they don't like the NW, then they can have the town in PA that's burning underground.

It took the man this long to realize he should back away from the Trumpster fire?

I'd like to nominate Gary Kurtz as an exception to this rule.

Sprechen sie douche?

Um, that branded car is a Mercedes. I think their spending priorities might be a wee bit fucked up.

I think we got olive the fermented food puns guys.

So if I understand this correctly, depicting an alternative timeline where the perpetrators of the Holocaust win WWII is more acceptable than an alternative timeline where the perpetrators of slavery win the Civil War because the Germans said sorry and the Americans haven't. I'm sorry but that sounds like a complete…

Yes, a million billion times to this. I don't actually have a problem with the premise of the show (as a show, that is)—-doesn't Man in the High Castle feature an alternate universe where the Nazis won WWII?—-even if I'm none too intrigued by it either. But goddamn, Benioff and Weiss are too juvenile for a show like…

While I agree with your comment, there is some irony here given that some of the action sequences in the trailer could have been ripped straight from a Bay movie: kinetic with no emotional resonance. That's very un-Spielberg, so hopefully the movie will have an actual point with those scenes.

"Yes! And the left-handed waffle shaver!"

"And if you order one today we'll throw in an additional indestructible glass vial. Abs-o-lute-ly Free! But wait, there's more…"

One of the funniest and most original uses of a deus ex machina.

Now owned by same parent company as Gawker.

Oh, I see. Sharp!

Well, I'll go ahead and get shit tossed at me. I actually like Always. Yes, it's sappy, but I really liked how the characters cared so much for each other. Plus, the acting is pretty damn good all around, as are some of the firefighting/flight scenes.

I have very strict orders in my will. If I ever: praise a Transformers movie, ask who the final four bachelors are, or understand the appeal of marching bands, pull the plug because my brain has flatlined.

"Well you did zhay sans coulottes, zat's what I do when I'm sans coulottes!"

Her face looks like it was rendered out of Grand Theft Auto III or something.