I don't see the link between all of these comments.

Does this mean he's not going to stream his show anymore?

You are probably right that this is a nothingburger, but since this is the president, it's at least worth a journalist's time to investigate. Now, based on the article, the story probably wasn't worth reporting just yet, unless the paper is sitting on some additional knowledge that they will publish later, but I…

And the Art of the Deal sold at the gift shop.

You might still be right in that the country wouldn't have gotten Bush.

And if you haven't already vomited in your mouth, picture this: one day a library will be built in his name. A library for a man that never reads.

Now, before we jump to the obvious Occam’s razor assumption of “that’s where the bodies are buried,”

Tell that to all of the contestants ordering off-menu at Chili's!

I don't need something that sucks, I need someone that blows.

"Rud raht rit rruhhhhr rro rimple"

"Would that ih twuuuuuuuuuh so simple."

Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them

How about casting Billy and Frank Ocean as well?

You guys are novices.

Ouch…that's being really harsh on Trumpcare.

It takes A Beautiful Mind to come up with these puns.

Was that that giant-ass fish that could have made Phantom Menace worth watching if it had eaten Jar Jar Binks?

"Maker, do you ever feel, you know, not so fresh…"

You have to clean it? Well, that explains that rash.

"Tell me about it."
-Melania, Marla, Ivana