In the bonus level, instead of destroying a car, you get to destroy the poor and middle class.

shoruskien!

Well, that would explain the conch.

I used to work for a company that made its business solely from government contracting. I worked on the civilian side which was heavily left-leaning, but occasionally I had projects on the military side of the company, where it was more mixed. A big fighting point for them was what channel the TV in the cafeteria…

"But it's a dry heat."

Oh wow. Well, they're kind of fucked then.

Sounds delicious.

I would, but planes can't fly there no more.

"Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?"

Back in the day, saying something this batshit crazy would have landed a person in the loony bin. Now, it makes you a candidate for National Security Advisor.

Best use of ALL CAPS that I have ever seen.

Marco Rubio is the reification of the word "weenie".

A president was greeting people and making introductions at a closed party with Russian operatives. He sees a Russian ambassador that he recognizes but doesn't know well. He walks up, makes his introduction, then turns and says "I would like you to meet my daughter and my mistress." Only Ivanka is standing there.

In her defense (and this will be the only time I do this), if I had her father and her husband, I would stiffen at the prospect of male contact as well.

I beg to differ. Taking a risk was allowing a then relatively obscure but hungry George Lucas spend $11M ($44M in 2017 dollars) on a property that was being created in a vacuum: no built-in audiences from book, toys, cartoons, comic books. While I agree that Lord and Miller represented some risk, they have already…

I have not committed to your reorganization, nor do my interests in you supersede the goals to which I am devoted. Namely, I expect to be well-compensated. My interests in this venture are purely financial in nature.

1 202-456-1111, ask for "Melania".

Yeah, you kind of know what you would get with him: safe, a little boring, but competent. C'mon Disney, take a risk instead.

Seriously, no disrespect to Panama, and I know nothing of President Varela, but how sad is it that the head of state of a country with a GDP about the size of North Dakota is taking a sideswipe at the leader of the wealthiest nation on Earth?

Why should they have a different standard from Michael Bay?