In this case, The Onion is punching up, and that's a big difference.

And he forms a triangle with his hands right about crotch-level. What's he trying to say with that?

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"I think we did a good job building [the Panama Canal]"
"yeah, 100 years ago"
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Some favorites in our home:

What would it do to a press secretary in an Easter Bunny suit?

Now that's a firearm I can get behind.

As someone once said on this board: "shit don't fall far from the asshole".

Your company knows an executive when they see one.

Yeah, I think we're talking about the Dilbert Principle here.

Can I pelt him with Dippin' Dots?

God, I knew we sucked ass.

Which one do you think it should be? Because I probably agree.

That true

That's why Les Paul shortened his name.

Shit, I thought this was a poop culture site. How else do you explain all the scatological references?

Aaron Rogers: "why is everyone looking at me?"

I harbor no personal ill-will against her, and there is no denying her vocal talent, but I was quite bothered by Wilson's attempt to re-spin Celine's career as anything other than the crowning moment of corporate blandification of the music industry. It's a con where a bunch of people get together and say "hey, let's…

4/10, extra point for degree of difficulty.

Stop bringing your..technical..explanations into this: I'm still trying to exist in the fantasy of how awesome it was to live in Reagan's America.

I really much prefer staying at the Soft Rock Hotel: no drugs, no partying, no suicides or death by choking on vomit. Just graceful graying and mental decline until golf pants and Michael Bolton seem like good ideas. It's a lot like working a corporate life.