So the IOC completely corporatized the games, then somehow managed to lose their corporate sponsorships? I suppose as some kind of enlightened person, I'm supposed to say "haha". But sometimes as a person that wants to believe in stupid shit, I say "fuck".

Pet Sounds or Sgt. Peppers?
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FIGHT!

What's the problem here? Sex is hilarious. That's why I watch porn: to laugh.

Apocalypse Now

Which is exactly why they don't want women to have reproductive rights.

That's why we have Betsy DeVos.

Remember those "halcyon" days of Joe the Plumber.: "I don't want to make more money because then I'll lose more on taxes."

And capital gains were taxed at personal income rates, no special advantages just for owning shit and collecting rent.

♫♪♩Oh, what can it mean to a Daydream believer and a Homecoming queen?♫♪♩

Oh ok, your comment seemed to suggest that you thought the whole album was trash.

I dunno, if they boiled down the White Album to a single, er, disc, it could have been up there among their finest.

Yet, he wouldn't be able to vote for himself.

Only Bruce Willis.

"I'm sinking in my tin cage."

"Don't worry Natasha, it will be our secret."

A close-up of Norelco's new electric shaver designed to remove armpit hair from female superheroes.

Was she the illegitimate child Wallace had with Banana Yoshimoto?

Oh, you're thinking of the sequel Trickle Don.

Well, I have to admit that it appeals to the older me as well.

How about All the Pretty Horseradishes?